February 2012
If I made a blog that was actually ~professional (no personal bullshit) would you bitches follow it? Let me know somehow.?
Feb 27th
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completeseperation: havingajonfire: do you ever just hold your boobs because they’re right there Read this as I was holding my boob. I do that to my butt sometimes. Because I’m bootylicious.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“I would never turn up my nose at ‘Grey’s… If I hear from the...”
– Ellen Pompeo, on her Grey’s Anatomy contract expiring.
Feb 27th
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surveyish
20. Where do you feel the most out of your element?  - Around people who lack wit or intelligence. So, I’m usually out of my element if more than one other person, other than Malik or Caitlin, is around.  19. Have you ever been turned on watching a partner eat?  - Nope! I have found watching someone hit a bong to be attractive, once, when I started smoking. But that guy isn’t for...
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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lol wtf it’s almost 7pm and I’m just waking up
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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currently writing out mean tweets to send to Rihanna. I’ve added, “Get Rihanna to respond to my hate on Twitter” to my bucket list.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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elizabitchtaylor: Maybe it’s the hard lemonade talking but I can now say that I’m emotionally invested in How I Met Your Mother YES. YES. YES. YES. ALL OF THE YES.
Feb 25th
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whatthehellisthishwords: haddocktintinmpregpalooza2012: blah blah blah you can’t really split an arrow in half mythbusters proved it blah blah WHO CARES BRAVE LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME Wait are people actually questioning the whimsy of a fucking PIXAR movie Jesus fucking Christ I quit. for the tags
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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1999 was 13 years ago.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Some guy just sent me a picture of his dick, randomly, so I replied saying that I’m a 17 year old girl, and then replied telling him not to send my daughter his filth. Needless to say, I think he is freaking out.
Feb 25th
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whatthehellisthishwords: One of my closest IRL friends has become a total instagram junkie and it upsets me on so many levels. I just gave a dramatic reading of the tag.
Feb 25th
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